Cows On the Couch

What’s with these midgets anyways..?? do they really think that they are so pretty or interesting..??  Showing off her nipples.. and all.. and look at those tattoos..!! crazy or what..??  It’s disgusting..!!  i heard she is a porn star ..!! bizarre..!

What’s with these midgets anyways..?? do they really think that they are so pretty or interesting..??  Showing off her nipples.. and all.. and look at those tattoos..!! crazy or what..??  It’s disgusting..!!  i heard she is a porn star ..!! bizarre..!

What’s with these midgets anyways..?? do they really think that they are so pretty or interesting..??  Showing off her nipples.. and all.. and look at those tattoos..!! crazy or what..??  It’s disgusting..!!  i heard she is a porn star ..!! bizarre..!

So i hear there is a sex tape of mini – me and his g/f out in the market for everyone to view. Worth at least $100K .. but it would be creepy even to watch..! eeeweeekkk..!!  Anyone seen it..?? or wanna see it..?? not me..! it’s just too creepy.. having a midget all over you.. but he is afterall rich right.. so i guess it is alright.. for his girl.

We all know that Minnie Driver is pregnant.. the only thing we don’t know is who the father is.  Now we won’t find out the sex either.. because Minnie decided not to.  Well.. that’s ok.  Minnie had 40 guests during the baby shower.. and it was a nice shower.. not those glamorous ones.. that you expect from a movie star.  But Minnie Driver had been staying real low.. and not much going on … on not seeing much of her in movies either.  Well. .i hope she has a safe delivery.

Woohoo..!! pink diamonds..!! i want a lesbian relationship now..!!  i told the man.  Awfully romantic.. unique.. and very generous.. of Ellen .. for giving Portia de Rossi a pink diamond ring.. for their coming wedding.

In the midst of preparing for their dream wedding.. i hear the date has been set. Long overdue.. the relationship started in 2004 .. and isn’t it great.. that their marriage will be recognized by the state they are in.  Ellen sure doesn’t look like 50 .. and of course.. Portia .. is as beautiful.. as i had first seen her on Ally McBeal.

It is nice to see some normalcy in Hollywood couples like Eva and Tony Parker.  Eva Longaria is of Desperate Housewives fame.. and is seen here in Paris.. happy .. contented.. and seems awfully non-pretentious.  I just wished all hollywood couples would be less dramatic..!  even Dr Phil.. is having some kinda drama of late..!

It is nice to see some normalcy in Hollywood couples like Eva and Tony Parker.  Eva Longaria is of Desperate Housewives fame.. and is seen here in Paris.. happy .. contented.. and seems awfully non-pretentious.  I just wished all hollywood couples would be less dramatic..!  even Dr Phil.. is having some kinda drama of late..!

It is nice to see some normalcy in Hollywood couples like Eva and Tony Parker.  Eva Longaria is of Desperate Housewives fame.. and is seen here in Paris.. happy .. contented.. and seems awfully non-pretentious.  I just wished all hollywood couples would be less dramatic..!  even Dr Phil.. is having some kinda drama of late..!

First it was pen pals with Scarlett Johansson and now it is Jennifer Lopez who met up with Obama staff to talk about issues that interest her.  It was a straightforward meeting according to Obama’s ppl.  I wonder what Jennifer Lopez meant to get outta this meeting though..?? is she gonna be a supporter..?? or is she thinking that once Obama gets elected.. she can do her fair share of community work..??