Cows On the Couch

Yes.. Britain got talent .. but i donch know what to make outta this.  I mean it was good.. but he is a man .. singing in Soprano..??  did I enjoy it..?? it was different.. but i didn’t really like it..  i prefer a man with a booming voice.. if you know what i mean.

I’m sure you’ve all heard about Mia Farrow going on a hunger strike last week.  Today, her doctor had ordered her to start eating .. else she will be having black out soon.  Don’t remember who Mia is..?? she was the x-wife of Woody Allen .. who took up with their adopted daughter.. the Korean gal .. remember..??  yup.. that one..!

On April 27th I will begin a fast of water only in solidarity with the people of Darfur and as a personal expression of outrage at a world that is somehow able to stand by and watch innocent men, women and children needlessly die of starvation, thirst and disease.

As much as i admire her effort.. and her gung-ho attitude .. and believes.. lets see if she made anything outta the starvation .. for the last 1 week.   Well, she did get some attention .. at least.

I hope human rights advocates and citizens of conscience around the world will join me in some form of fasting, even if for one day. And when I can no longer continue, I pray another will take my place, and another– until finally there is justice and peace for Darfur’s people.

Did anyone else go on a hunger strike like Mia Farrow..?? not that i heard or know of.   I’m all for a good causse.. but starving..??  Hmmmm…  donch think so.. what about you..?

Now we know the real reason why Mel Gibson is getting a divorce eh.. !  his 30 something years old g/f is pregnant apparently.  This was announced in a a sit down at his family home.. and Mel Gibson wants his children to accept their new brother/sister to come in the next few months.

Unplanned he claimed and tried to assure his children nothing will change… but obviously his children were upset and planned to retain an attorney to safe guard their trust funds.  Well, well.. is it all about money only..??   I’m guessing if Mel Gibson doesn’t marry his g/f .. everything shouldn’t be that bad.  Bad would Oksana not want that..?? for her and her kid..?? afterall, what good is having a kid .. with a man.. without telling the whole world they are legit..??

Men are darn funny you know!  they cannot tell you the truth… for fear of something or making them look bad.. so they gotta blame it on the woman…!!!  C`mon..!!!  she definitely deserved better right?  But of course not .. why would Lance Armstrong destroy his own image in his book right..??  rather .. make Sheryl Crow look desperate and pathetic..??  that’s the way i see it on the net and news.

In his book called Lance due to release in June, he wrote about his breakup with Sheryl citing that she wanted to get married and have a child – but it was not his time.  But he failed to mentioned.. that his current g/f is having his kid right as i type this.  So what’s wrong with the picture..??  I guess we all know now.. that Lance didn’t wanna remarry more than not having kids eh..??  Tsk.. tsk..!!  Lance.

Looks like some ppl are still very much for Amy Winehouse the pot head and abusive female “talent”.  Her comback gig in the Carribeans was cut short because of the heavy rainfall – even the GODS are against her comback..??  But I’m guessing she won’t be THAT missed.  You wouldn’t be catching me or my daughter in any of her gigs.. even if it was right at my doorstep.  The exposing of her body.. the pot smoking …   Ewwwwweeeekkkkssss..!!!  thank you very much, Amy..!! but no thanks.

Michael Douglas at 64 is really humorous.  He joked that the real reason for his knee surgery is so that he can chase away unsuitable suitors of his now 6 yrs old daughter Cary.   And that his wife 39 yrs of age, Catherine Zeta Jones is helping him to recover.. and that she was the best nurse .. unfortunately, unable to get her into a nurse outfit.  Naughty, naughty.

Cary was only 3 yrs old here

Farrah Fawcett is 61, once upon a time.. i wanted her hair.. and her looks.  I’m sure you wanted that too.. when you were a kid.. and during her Charlie’s Angels days.  Battling with anal cancer since 2006, you don’t want to see how Farrah looks like now.

She is fighting for her life.. and is so sick that the prison released her only son who was in jail to visit her last month.  Apparently, her father who is 91, is flying from Texas to be with her.  Of course, we are all praying for a miracle.. and hopefully the doctors arriving from Germany is able to help.  Despite being so ill, one can only sense the bravery this woman is still holding onto.  I don’t think i can ever be as brave as her.

Looks like Chris Brown is on a rampage and wants to see LA police suffer..and humiliated like he had been for leaking out the bash up picture of singer Rihanna to TMZ – a celeb gossip site.  The power of INTERNET..!!!

This is a ploy i am guessing to get the case dismissed if they can find evidence of police misconduct.  But in my humble opinion.. whatever misconduct there might be.. it’s Chris Brown’s.   We better not have another .. OJ Simpson..!!!!

Keith Sutherland  from 24 – as Jack Bauer is in trouble again..?? this time for headbutting another man.  Fellow Canadian.. i’ve never seen an actor .. get into as much trouble as he.  One thing for sure.. Keith isn’t anything like Jack Baur eh..?? muahhahaha!!! while Jack Bauer tries to save America and its ppl .. Keith Sutherland .. can’t seems to stay cool .. and calm.  Already serving 5 yrs probation for drunk driving, he might not like to get charge for anything.. because that would be taken into consideration with his current sentence.  Keith Sutherland is supposedly to turn himself in sometime today at the police station in the Manhattan neighborhood of Soho.  Bad boy .. Keith..!! come on.. we donch want you to be jailed.. we wanna watch another season of 24.

Looks like he did report to the police station

You all rememeber Maggie Gyllenhaal from Donnie Darko right..? I hear that they were very private .. and already have a daughter together.  The wedding was with 40 close friends and in Italy.  Oh.. and remember Jake Gyllenhaal.. b/f of Reese Witherspoon..??   yup that is him.