Cows On the Couch

I like Morgan Freeman .. do you ..?? who doesn’t rght..??  i’m a real fan.. and watch every darn movie that he is on.  Even one boring one about some cashier… some time back.  But I still liked the actor a lot.. and respected him.  But what the hell is this old man.. doing with a 27 yrs old..?? even if she wasn’t his step- grand-daughter…!!!  It’s not incest to me.. but still ..  i’m pretty sure he could get anyone he wants.. but someone so young..?? can he keep up..?? hahahahhaha!!!  oh well.

“Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source, a close family insider, told The ENQUIRER.
“E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”
Myrna confronted Morgan, and he agreed to leave E’Dena alone – but unbeknownst to Myrna, the relationship continued for years, said the source. E’Dena has also been Morgan’s escort to several public events, including last summer’s premiere of the blockbuster Bat-flick hit, The Dark Knight.
“Nobody thought anything of it, because she would be introduced as his ‘granddaughter.’ The family insider divulged. “It’s not technically incest, because they are not related by blood…[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won’t become public.”

Mother first was Kate Gosselin’s explanation about the spanking.  I know kids can be naughty.. but surely .. there is no need to spank your kids in public right..??  Kate Gosselin does not regret spanking her daughter in public.. and she claimed she was just disciplining her.. since she misbehaved.   I’m a mother myself.. and it would take a lot for me to spank my kid in public.

You have enough of Megan Fox lately..?? i have.. !!!  give me a break please..!! no more gossips about Megan please.. even if she was really dating Angelina Jolie..!!!

Megan Fox wants to date Angelina Jolie.

The ‘Transformers’ star – who says she is “single” after splitting from Brian Austin Green – believes starting a romance with the ‘Tomb Raider’ actress would solve all her problems.

Asked if she has a crush on Angelina – who has six children with partner Brad Pitt – Megan told Britain’s Heat magazine: “Absolutely. Every time a relationship ends, I say, ‘If I could just be Angelina’s girlfriend, I would be so happy.’

“I love Angelina Jolie. She’s someone I admire and look up to. She’s my favourite actress in Hollywood. I just love that she’s incredibly honest, and I feel that she’s not afraid to be herself. She tells you exactly what’s on her mind.”

Despite her admiration for Angelina, Megan admits she has no interest in making friends with other Hollywood actresses.

She added: “I don’t have any friends who are actresses. I actually only had one girlfriend growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy.”

Meanwhile, Megan is missing her pet pig after she was forced to give him away.

She said: “I moved house and there was just no room for him, so I had to find him a new home. It broke my heart because I love that pig. I still miss him but he’s very happy where his is.”

The actress also has six dogs, a squirrel, two birds and a cat.

Yes.. Bruce Willis the one who was married to Demi Moore and got divorce d like in 1998.  He put up a brave and happy front for everyone.. so he said – well that’s until he met his new wife Emma.  He was single for 10 yrs before marry his current wife.. and was kinda bitter about it..??  I bet he still had his fling though..?? why not eh..?? he is afterall Bruce Willis… but he has kept his personal profile relatively low.  Some said that it was for his 3 children.. and some said.. he was just a very stubborn man.  Can a man really be friends with his ex. .and his ex new husband..?? maybe yes.. maybe no.

Looks like Katy Perry is just waiting to catch Herpes eh.  hhahahha!!  She said she is not worried.. and darn brave about grabbing a stranger and kissing them on the lips during her singing shows.  She said brave..?? i said stupid.  Kissing as many as 50 a nite..??  not worried about the swine flu either.. darn stupid lor..!!! worth it ..?? for an act..??

And she said she gets upset.. when ppl don’t believe that her boobs are real.  Boohoohoo..!! while the rest of the world .. out there.. is starving.. and some fighting the war.. in Afghan.. or some struggling with illness.  Ya right.. Katy Perry.. yer darn brave..!!

She said: “Every night, when I play a show, I pick one girl and I kiss her.

Last week .. i heard that Paris said goodbye to Dough.. but today.. i  heard they are back together.. and Paris had to crawl on all 4s to get back to Doug who is much younger than her.  The other day.. i saw her on news.. kissing that Ronaldo .. and heard that Doug wishes her and her future b/fs .. all the best.. and good luck.  So did he really take her back..??  or is it just another fling. .on both side.  Well, one never know with Paris Hilton eh.

Shocking..?? very..!!!  Daughter of Sonny & Cher announced that she wants a sex change to be a man. Born a girl to Sonny and Cher, she is honoring her true identity wor.  The sex change apparently had started earlier this year.  Wonder what her mother Cher has to say about it eh.  All these rich kids.. aiya..!!  *shake head*

These celebs hor.. what’s with adopting so many..??  leave some for us common folks lah..!!!   anyhow, it’s true that Madonna won her adoption appeal in Malawi and can now bring home 3 yrs old Mercy James within weeks.  Lucky kid will be put in a private jet to be with his celebrity mom.. and lead a totally different life if he was to stay in Malawi.  Can i get adopted too..?? i want a mom as rich and famous as Madonna.  Madonna said she was grateful to the Supreme Court’s ruling.  Congrats to the lucky kid .. !!

Pregnant man was pregnant again and gave birth to his second child.  I’m sure you all remember Thomas Beatie right..?? the one who went on Oprah show at one time.. and told us his story.  Yes.. !  that one.  He was born a girl.. but when he went for his sex change  and kept his female reproductive organs.  Why ..?? hmmm..  i donch know..?? for someone who wants to be a man so much.. i donch understand .. why he would want to keep his reproductive organs.  He of course made news last year.. when he became a man with beard and a baby bump.

Wow..!! Queen Latifah looks skinny on this magazine cover hor..??  or is it just me..???  Anyhow, Queen Latifah told Essence magazine she was sexually abused wor.. when she was a child.. but didn’t tell anyone.   She kept this secret buried deep inside her.. and kept everyone at arm’s length because of it.   But she had seen a doctor and had come in terms with it.  So is Queen Latifah gay..?? or is she having a child..??  read it on essence magazine eh.